Jokes!!

By jujicutie

Do you feel down? Well, to brighten up your day,read these hilarious jokes!

Where do ants go for their holidays?
Frants!

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What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant!

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
All sorts of antics!

What do you call a greedy ant?
An anteater!

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Why did the elephant put his trunk across the path?
To trip up the ants!

What is even bigger than an elephant?
A giant!

What do you call an ant in space?
Cosmonants & Astronants!
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What do you call an ant from overseas?
Impartant!

What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Antibiotics!

What is smaller than an ant’s dinner?
An ant’s mouth!

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